Girl Vampire Flirts
How does a girl vampire flirt?
→ She bats her eyes.
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How does a girl vampire flirt?
→ She bats her eyes.
Why do vampires hate arguments?
→ Because they make themselves cross.
What do you call a vampire junkie?
→ Count Drugula.
What's Dracula's car called?
→ A mobile blood unit.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
→ A bite in shining armor.
Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?
→ Vein-illa.
Why are vampire families so close?
→ Because blood is thicker than water.
What's a vampire's favorite drink?
→ A Bloody Mary.
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?
→ He was a ghoulsniffer.
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?
→ I don't know but it would slow him down.