Kids Jokes — worst jokes

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?
→ Self-raising dead.

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?
→ He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?
→ Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?
→ Something that goes straight for the juggler!

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?
→ Mack-u-la!

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?
→ Jack-u-la!

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?
→ By long distance.

What does a vampire take for a cold?
→ Coffin syrup!

Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot?
→ He was a bite of the Round Table!

Why is it tough to compete against a vampire?
→ Because they're always out for blood!