Kids Jokes — worst jokes

What is a twip?
→ A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.

How can you tell elephants love to travel?
→ They are always packing their trunk!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?
→ The Baaahaaamaaas!

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
→ He wanted to find Pluto!

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?
→ At the Howliday Inn!

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?
→ Very large ones.

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?
→ Broom sick.

What people travel the most?
→ Romans.

Do you know how to catch a squirrel?
→ Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Mummy Vampire: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.