Kids Jokes — worst jokes

- Peter: My brother wants to work badly!

- Anita: As I remember, he usually does!

- First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

- Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day.

- Well - said the Scout.

- Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.

- First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday?

- Second boy: No, I'm having a witch do.

- First boy: What's a witch do?

- Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells.

Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks:

- Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother:

- How was I born?

- Well honey... - said the slightly prudish mother.

- the stork brought you to us.

- Oh - said the boy.

- and how did you and daddy get born?

- Oh, the stork brought us too.

- Well how were grandpa and grandma born? - the boy persisted.

- Well darling, the stork brought them too! - said the mother, by now starting to squirm a little.

Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence:

- This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.

- Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

- Son: I couldn't find a spider.

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?
→ It has a rattle.

What was the policeman's baby's first words?
→ Hallo, Hallo, Hallo!

Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world?
→ She didn't push the pram - she pulled it.