Kids Jokes — worst jokes

- Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to?

- Yes Mom.

- Your handwriting seems very large.

- Well, Grandma's very deaf, so I'm writing very loudly.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Abe

- Abe who?

- Abe C D E F G H...!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Abbey

- Abbey who?

- Abbey stung me on the nose!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Abba

- Abba who?

- Abba'out turn! Quick march!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aaron

- Aaron who?

- Aaron the barber's floor!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aardvark

- Aardvark who?

- Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!

A little girl climbed into her grandfather's lap and studied his white, balding head. She ran her fingers along the deep wrinkles and road mapped his face and neck.

- Did god make you? - she asked.

- yes - he answered.

- did god makeme, to? - she wondered.

- yes - he replied.

- well, she shrugged - don't you think he's doing a better job now than he used to?

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.

- I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade - he said.

- I'll be back in a few minutes.

When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said:

- Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you.

- That wasn't my daddy - said the boy.

- He just walked up, took me by the hand and said:

- Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!

What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost.
→ Fasten your sheet belt.

Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream.

- What's that for?

- To make me beautiful.

Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean.

- Doesn't work, does it?