The Stork Report

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother:

- How was I born?

- Well honey... - said the slightly prudish mother.

- the stork brought you to us.

- Oh - said the boy.

- and how did you and daddy get born?

- Oh, the stork brought us too.

- Well how were grandpa and grandma born? - the boy persisted.

- Well darling, the stork brought them too! - said the mother, by now starting to squirm a little.

Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence:

- This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.