Random joke from this category
- We're going to play elephants and circuses - said a little boy at kindergarten.
- Do you want to join in?
- I'd love to - replied the teacher.
- What do you want me to do?
- You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts!
What's green and purple and goes up and down?
→ Barney in an elevator.
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply:
- I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter.
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say:
- I'm Janey Sugarbrown.
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said:
- Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?
With her mother standing just a few feet away, the little girl replied:
- I thought I was, but Mommy says I'm not.
A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between the bride's side and the groom's side. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. And so it went-step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR-all the way down the aisle.
As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit.
The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and he was near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed back his tears and said:
- I was being the ring bear.
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
→ Because their daddies were mummies.
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
- Davy, what noise does a cow make?
- It goes moo.
- Alice, what noise does a cat make?
- It goes meow.
- Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?
- It goes baaa.
- Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?
- Errr.., it goes.. click!
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
- Mother: What does the cow say?
- Child: Moo!
- Mother: Great! What does the cat say?
- Child: Meow.
- Mother: Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?
And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied:
- Bud.
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked:
- Whatcha doing, Tim?
- My goldfish died - replied the boy tearfully, without looking up.
- And I've just buried him.
The neighbor was concerned:
- That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied:
- That's because he's inside your cat.
One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were looking for the street they had to turn on to get to their relatives house. They accedently turned on the wrong street so they had to pull in a driveway and turn around. When they pulled into the driveway the girl asked her mother "Why dont these people have electricity?" Very confused the mother said, "Wut are u talking about?" The girl quickly replied, "Well, the sign back there said NO OUTLET!"
- Dan: My little brother is a real pain.
- Nan: Things could be worse.
- Dan: How?
- Nan: He could be twins!
