Free Haircut

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.

- I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade - he said.

- I'll be back in a few minutes.

When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said:

- Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you.

- That wasn't my daddy - said the boy.

- He just walked up, took me by the hand and said:

- Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!