Food Jokes — worst jokes

Do hamburgers make good vampires?
→ No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!

Can you name two burgers who are royalty?
→ Sir Loin and Burger King!

Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?
→ Only if they have a very frank relationship!

Are hamburgers male?
→ Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!

The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen

The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

How do you eat a DNA spaghetti?
→ With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Frozen Barbie on a Stick ...in your grocer's frozen food section

- Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.

- Andy: Did she lose weight?

- Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!

- Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant?

- Nick: I don't know.

- Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.