Food Jokes — worst jokes

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile.
"We don't even have an air conditioner."

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"

- Bill: If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?

- Tom: The smaller piece, of course.

- Bill: What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?

What did the salt say to the pepper?
→ Hey Baby, what's SHAKING!

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?
→ Because the lime was engaged.

- Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses

- You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered around him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room.

Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "That's it, one last time before I die I must have some of your delicious chopped liver."

Sam's wife looked at him sadly and said, "Sorry Sam, it's for after."

Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?
→ Ihop

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
→ A pineapple!

What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
→ Pickled organs.

Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania?
→ Very rare-ly.