Food Jokes — worst jokes

- First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it.

- Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to stop.

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?
→ Gravi-tea!

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?
→ A fangfurther.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
→ Great food but no atmosphere.

"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer.
"Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.
Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"
"No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of the men said to the other, "Please help yourself." The other one said "Okay", and helped himself to the larger fish. After a tense silence, the first one said, "really, now, if you had offered me the first choice, I would have taken the smaller fish!" The other one replied, "What are you complaining for; you have it, don't you?"

How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch?
→ He bolted it down.

What do witches eat at Halloween?
→ Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile.
"We don't even have an air conditioner."