Food Jokes — worst jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
→ Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
→ Because he couldn't find a date.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
→ Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.

It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.

"What are my choices?" he asked.

"Yes or No," she replied.

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?
→ Have you ever tried worm pie?!

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?
→ Puff pastry!

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?
→ Because they're crab apples!

What did the apple say to the apple pie?
→ "You've got some crust."

What kind of apple isn't an apple?
→ A pineapple.

What is the left side of an apple?
→ The part that you don't eat.