Food Jokes — worst jokes

What would you call two bananas?
→ A pair of slippers.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?
→ Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?
→ You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
→ Cut it in half.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
→ "You have a lot of appeal."

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?
→ Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What would you call two banana skins?
→ A pair of slippers.

- Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today?

- Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

What's yellow and flashes?
→ A banana with a loose connection.

What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
→ A banana dressed up as a cucumber!