Food Jokes — worst jokes

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."

One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."

A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve food here".

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?
→ Where's Pop Corn?

Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister?
→ I'd much rather have a jelly baby.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
→ Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there!

- Banana!

- Banana who?

- Banana split so ice creamed!

- Knock knock

- Who's there?

- Banana.

- Banana who?

- Knock knock

- Who's there?

- Banana.

- Banana who?

- Knock knock

- Who's there?

- Orange.

- Orange who?

- Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What is a ghost favorite fruit?
→ Boonanaa!

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
→ Slippers!

What is long and yellow and always points north?
→ A magnetic banana.