Food Jokes — worst jokes

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?
→ Reading the waffle iron

Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake?
→ The candles melted in the oven.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?
→ He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
→ Because it was marble cake!

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
→ Mice cream and cake!

- This birthday cake certainly is crunchy.

- Maybe you should spit out the plate!

What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake?
→ Shortcake!

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
→ Angel food cake, of course!

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?
→ Because you said it was pound cake!

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?
→ Because eggs were going up!