Food Jokes — worst jokes

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

What fish make the best sandwich?
→ A peanut butter and jellyfish

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?
→ Fish and ships!

Why do penguins eat fish?
→ Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.

What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand?
→ Birdsthigh fish fingers!

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
→ He wanted sweet and sour pork!

An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I won't be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples."
"I won't be surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange tree".

There was a farmer who raised watermelons.
He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. So he made up the sign and posted it in the field. The next day the kids show up and they see this sign, it says
"Warning!! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."
So the kids run off, make up their own sign and post it next to the sign that the farmer made. The farmer shows up the next week and when he looks over the field he notices that no watermelons are missing but he notices a new sign next to his. He drives up to the sign which read:
"Now there are two".

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.

The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation.
So he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!"

He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons.

The farmer returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads: "NOW THERE ARE TWO!"

Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller?
→ He wanted to grow mash potatoes!