Random joke from this category
In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After arguing loudly, the couple began throwing sweet potatoes at each other. Eventually, the man allegedly threw the woman into several vegetable racks, sending the contents spilling to the floor. As both continued to brawl on the floor, she allegedly stuffed lettuce into the man's mouth.
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?"
"Why, it's bean soup," she replied.
"I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?"
- I thought you were trying to get into shape?
- I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.
A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.
The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.
A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."
