Peanuts Or Caviar
Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?
→ Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
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Elephant Sandwich
How do you make an elephant sandwich?
→ First of all, you get a very large loaf...
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Fattening Peanuts
How do you know that peanuts are fattening?
→ Have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
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Raw Food Elephants
Why do elephants eat raw food?
→ Because they don't know how to cook!
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Elephant In Dessert
How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?
→ You get very lumpy ice cream!
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Bunny Crossed With Chinese Food
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
→ Hop suey!
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Easter And Whipped Cream
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
→ Because it's always on a sundae!
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Yellow With Long Ears
What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
→ The Easter Bunana!
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Italian Chefs Swapping Recipes
How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?
→ By Spaghett-e-mail!
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Chicken and Dog Cross
What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?
→ A hen that lays pooched eggs.