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Cookie Appetite
- Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.
- I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite!
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- Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.
- I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite!
How do you make gold soup?
→ Put 14 carrots in it.
What sort of soup do skeletons like?
→ One with plenty of body in it.
- I'd say he was spineless.
- Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.
What ghost is handy in the kitchen?
→ A recipe spook.
What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
→ A pizza can feed a family of four.
Why did the grape cross the road?
→ To get away from the grapefruit.
What's red and invisible?
→ No tomatoes.
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?
→ 100 way to wok your dog.
What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating?
→ Finding half a worm.