Food Jokes — worst jokes

Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.

"And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy.

"Butter."

"I hope your first name's not Roland," smirked the secretary.

"No, ma'am. It's Brendan."

How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge?
→ There are foot prints in the butter.

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
→ Buttered host.

Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one.

"Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one.

"Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?
→ Its other half.

- Why can't you make bread like my mother?

- I would if you could make dough like your father!

- Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread?

- No.

- Oh, crumbs.

- They say she has a sharp tongue.

- Yes, she can slice bread with it.