Food Jokes — worst jokes

- Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today.

- Cook: There is.

- Fred: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie.

- Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.

What musical instrument goes with cheese?
→ Picklelo.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?
→ Thank you, I'll just have a slither.

What cake wanted to rule the world?
→ Attila the Bun.

- Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones?

- Mrs Jones: Yes, very much.

- Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste.

- Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.

- Joe: It's a bit tough.

- Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.

What's the fastest cake in the world?
→ Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

- Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll?

- Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!

What do you call two rows of cabbages?
→ A dual cabbageway!

- Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again?

- That's funny, Mom. I can't remember either.