Food Jokes — worst jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?
→ A fangfurter!

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?
→ Thanks, I'll just have a sliver!

What's a snake's favourite food?
→ Hiss Cakes!

Why did the jellybean go to school?
→ Because he wanted to be a smarty

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners?
→ Mercy!

- Teacher: Why are you the only child in the classroom today?

- Pupil: Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday!

The food in our school canteen is perfect.
If your a bug!

What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
→ Square meals!

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
→ The food!

An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the table. "This is the breast of the duck; this the leg of the duck; this is the wing of the duck; etc."
Then came the dish that the American knew was chicken. He waited for the explanation.
Silence. "Well?" he finally asked, "What's this?" The waiter replied, "It's a friend of duck."