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Wrong Number
- Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away!
- Sorry, this isn't the police station. It's the Delicatessen.
- Oh. Well, in that case, please send over a pastrami sandwich!
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Teeth And Candy
What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?
→ Dental floss!
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Best Pizza Topping
What's the best thing to put into a pizza?
→ Your teeth.
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Pudding Scandal
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?
→ They got jellygated!
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Goalkeeper Snack
What is a goal keepers favourite snack?
→ Beans on post!
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Bowls Referee
If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?
→ Cornflakes!
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Footballers' Favourite Drink
What tea do footballers drink?
→ Penaltea!
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Footballers' Tea
What tea do footballers drink?
→ Penaltea!
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Ice Cream Team
Which football team loves ice-cream?
→ Aston Vanilla!
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Goalkeeper's Favourite Snack
What is a goal keepers favourite snack?
→ Beans on post!