Random joke from this category
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Where's my change?" asks the Zen Master.
The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing."
Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?
→ Vein-illa.
What do vampires make sandwiches out of?
→ Self-raising dead.
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?
→ He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
When he's out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat?
→ The Happy Biter.
Why did Dracula miss lunch?
→ Because he didn't fancy the stake.
What is Dracula's favorite pudding?
→ Leeches and scream.
How does Dracula like to have his food served?
→ In bite-sized pieces.
That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.
