Zen Master Hot Dog
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The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to a hot dog vendor and says:
- Make me one with everything.
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it.
- Where's my change? - asks the Zen Master.
The vendor responds:
- Change must come from within.
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