Guest
Monsters Under The Bed
- Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do?
- Hide the tiddley winks.
Doctor Jokes — worst jokes
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- Camping Jokes 88
- Celebrities 657
- Christmas Jokes 343
- Clean Jokes 1299
- Comedian Jokes 85
- Computer Jokes 800
- Dirty Jokes 3278
- Doctor Jokes 989
- Drunks 538
- Dumb Jokes 1114
- Elderly Jokes 636
- Ethnic 982
- Farming Jokes 327
- Festival Jokes 300
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- Gender Jokes 298
- Golf Jokes 164
- Instrument Jokes 274
- Irish Jokes 242
- Kids Jokes 2024
- Language Jokes 1361
- Lawyer Jokes 565
- Marriage Jokes 1855
- Medicine 1113
- Men Jokes 959
- Military Jokes 384
- Mom/Dad Jokes 674
- Ouch 850
- Police Jokes 668
- Political Jokes 751
- Practical Jokes 33
- Red Indian Jokes 66
- Redneck Jokes 248
- Relationships 775
- Religion 1283
- School 906
- Science 461
- Sex Jokes 935
- Situations 1812
- Sport Jokes 602
- Stats/Math Jokes 214
- Travel Jokes 715
- War 134
- Women Jokes 1241
- Yo Mama Jokes 333
Random joke from this category
Guest
Trouble Sleeping
- Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping.
- Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed.
- Oh, I'm all right at night, it's in the day I have problems.
Guest
Branch On His Head
A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head.
"Hmmm," said the doctor. "I've no idea what it is."
The next week the branch was covered in leaves and blossom.
"I'm stumped," said the doctor, "but you can try taking these pills."
When the monster came back a month later the branch had grown into a tree, and just a few weeks later he developed a small pond, surrounded by trees and bushes, all of them on top of his head.
"Ah!" said the doctor, "I know what it is. You've got a beauty spot."
Guest
Before Retiring
- Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring.
- Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
Guest
A Cold Bath
- Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning.
- Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor.
- Doctor: You do?
- Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!
Guest
Baby Swallowed A Watch
- Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch!
- Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.
Guest
Apple Versus Onion
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
→ Keeps everyone away.
Guest
An Apple A Day
How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
→ When you take careful aim.
Guest
Broken Window
Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?"
"That's what they say," said his Dad.
"Well, give me an apple quick? I've just broken the doctor's window!"
Heart Transplant
The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient.
"This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to choose from for your new heart."
The patient is pleased. He asks, "What were their jobs?"
"One was a teacher and the other was an accountant."
"I'll take the accountant's heart," says the patient. "I want one that hasn't been used."