Doctor Jokes — worst jokes

Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street?
→ They were arch enemies.

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?
→ Saturday Night Fever.

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?
→ A dry doc.

Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?
→ In case they have to draw blood.

- Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed its skin.

- Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!

- Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar.

- Don't worry, you'll soon change!

- Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a nit.

- Will you get out of my hair!

- Doctor, Doctor, I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someone's ear off.

- Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!

- Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a moth.

- So why did you come around then?

- Well, I saw this light at the window...!

- Doctor, Doctor, I need something to keep my falling hair in.

- What about a matchbox!