Dirty Jokes — worst jokes

It's so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?
→ A bull smiles when you milk it.

What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
→ Fake an orgasm.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
→ That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!

What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
→ They both fuck up trees!

Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?

What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
→ Bullshit

What are 3 problems about being an egg?
→ You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your face is your mother, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard.

An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down and eats the mouse. After a little while the mouse works his way out the eagles butt. Proceeding to look around the mouse says: "Tail gunner to pilot... Tail gunner to pilot.."

The eagle says "what do you want?"

The mouse asks how high up they are.

The eagle thinks for a moment and then says "ohh about 5,000 ft."

The mouse then replies "You wouldn't be shittin me now would ya??"

A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one camel available, and it had one little problem, the guy told him. Periodically, this camel would stop and refuse to move until somebody beat it off. The man is desperate, so he decides he will go along with that. He sets off into the desert. Sure as hell, he has to beat off the camel every day for the first three days. On the fourth day, the camel stops again and refuses to move, so the guy gets down and prepares to do his duty, but the camel quickly steps aside. He tries again, And again. Finally in exasperation he walks in front of the camel and says "For Christ's sake, what do you want now?" The camel puckers up and makes little sucking noises.