Tail Gunner Mouse

An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down and eats the mouse. After a little while the mouse works his way out the eagles butt. Proceeding to look around the mouse says:

- Tail gunner to pilot... Tail gunner to pilot..

The eagle says:

- what do you want?

The mouse asks how high up they are.

The eagle thinks for a moment and then says:

- ohh about 5,000 ft.

The mouse then replies:

- You wouldn't be shittin me now would ya??