Random joke from this category
Mongo's old lady decided she wanted to do something special to please him on his birthday, so she bought a pair of crotchless panties. That night, as he came into the house, she lay sprawled on the couch spread-eagle.
- Hi hon - she purred sexily.
- Y'all want some of this?
- Hell, no! - he hollered.
- Look at what it's done to your undies!
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
→ Because Ken always comes in a box!
What kind of Bees make honey?
→ Honey Bees!
What kind of Bees make Milk?
→ BOOBIES!
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
→ A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening and reads:
Dear Wife (that's what he called her), I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary.
When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him as follows:
Dear Husband (that's what she called him), I too am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Hilton Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old toy boy. You being an accountant will therefore appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many many more times than 54 goes into 18!!!!
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband:
- Was making love to me really the same as making love to Marilyn Monroe?
- Yes, she's dead too!
- Was making love to me really the same as making love to Marilyn Monroe?
- Yes, she's dead too!
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at the local bar. One said:
- Heard ya went to the big city Jeb.
His friend replied:
- Yep. Even tried me out one of those 'loose women' ya always hear about.
- You don't say - said the first man.
- Bet that was costly.
- Nope.
Jeb smirked.
- Kinfolk.
Why do they put strings on tampons?
→ So you can floss after you eat!
What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeter dick?
→ Nothing.... They all make your eyes water.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball???
→ She choked...
