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What reads and lives in an apple?
→ A bookworm!
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What reads and lives in an apple?
→ A bookworm!
Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?
→ Because they're crab apples!
What did the apple say to the apple pie?
→ "You've got some crust."
What kind of apple isn't an apple?
→ A pineapple.
What is the left side of an apple?
→ The part that you don't eat.
What kind of apple has a short temper?
→ A crab apple.
How do you make an apple turnover?
→ Push it down hill.
What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?
→ It can look round.
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?
→ An outboard apple.
How do you make an apple puff?
→ Chase it round the garden