Clean Jokes — worst jokes

What kind of car drives over water?
→ Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.

What driver doesn't have a license?
→ A screw driver.

What part of a car is the laziest?
→ The wheels. They are always tired.

What did the jack say to the car?
→ "Can I give you a lift?"

Why is an old car like a baby playing?
→ Because it goes with a rattle.

What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?
→ "Am I exhausted!"

A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up
The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!
The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?
→ It had a nervous breakdown.

What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire?
→ A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?
→ A road hag.