Museum T-Rex
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
→ Because she had no guts!
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Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
→ Because she had no guts!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
→ Anything you want. He can't hear you.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
→ Tea Rex?
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
→ Ptera Don
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
→ Try Sara's Tops
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
→ Rep Tiles
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
→ A Dinosaucer
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
→ Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
→ Fill me in when you get back
Where does the dentist get his gas?
→ At the filling station