Clean Jokes — worst jokes

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?
→ The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?
→ Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why are Gorillas underpaid?
→ They're willing to work peanuts!

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?
→ Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?
→ Ben/Anna!

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?
→ The bear hug!

Which song title makes an Ape heartsick?
→ Gorilla My Dreams!

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?
→ Nutty Marietta!

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?
→ A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building?
→ Fall-adelphia!