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Rabbit and Plum
How is a rabbit like a plum?
→ They're both purple, except for the rabbit.
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How is a rabbit like a plum?
→ They're both purple, except for the rabbit.
How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
→ Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
How do you make a rabbit fast?
→ Don't feed it.
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
→ You can smell the carrots on his breath.
How do rabbits get to work?
→ By rabbit transit!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
→ It had a lot of hare pins!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
→ It was won by a hare!
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
→ Look for gray hares.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
→ He was a millionhare!
What do you call a small parent?
→ A minimum!