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Rabbit's Lucky Foot
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
→ Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
→ Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
→ Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Why are rabbits never gold?
→ How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
→ Bunny and Clyde.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
→ Rabbit Hood.
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
→ Haremail.
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
→ Unique up on him
What's a rabbits' favourite car?
→ Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!
What's a rabbits' favorite TV show?
→ Hoppy Days.
What's a rabbits' favorite song?
→ "Hoppy Birthday to You."