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Clock in Jail
Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?
→ Because time was always running out.
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Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?
→ Because time was always running out.
Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?
→ Because time will tell.
How does a vampire clean his house?
→ With a victim cleaner.
What is the vampire's favorite slogan?
→ Please Give Blood Generously.
Why was the young vampire a failure?
→ Because he fainted at the sight of blood.
Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup?
→ It clotted.
Why is Hollywood full of vampires?
→ They need someone to play the bit parts.
What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?
→ The alphabat.
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
→ He could really get into the vaultz.
When do vampires bite you?
→ On Wincedays.