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Baby Owl
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Baby Owl.
- Baby Owl who?
- Baby Owl see you later, baby not.
Random joke from this category
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Baby Owl.
- Baby Owl who?
- Baby Owl see you later, baby not.
Why are bananas never lonely?
→ Because they hang around in bunches.
- First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you?
- Second apple: Worms, I think.
What lives in apples and is an avid reader?
→ A bookworm!
What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?
→ Worm your way out of that one, then!
What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?
→ Discordant!
What do you call an ant with frogs legs?
→ An antphibian!
Who is the most famous French ant?
→ Napoleant!
Why did the ant-elope?
→ Nobody gnu!
Why don't anteaters get sick?
→ Because they are full of antibodies!