Cards with a Big Cat
Which big cat should you never play cards with?
→ A cheetah!
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Which big cat should you never play cards with?
→ A cheetah!
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
→ He felt funny!
What do tigers wear in bed?
→ Stripey pyjamas!
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
→ 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
→ A tiger moth!
When is a lion not a lion?
→ When he turns into his cage!
How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
→ They both wear stripes!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
→ A stripey jumper!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
→ A stripey sweater!
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
→ After a week he was spotless!