Blonde Jokes — worst jokes

How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
→ She fell out of the tree.

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
→ So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
→ So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

What do you call a smart blonde?
→ A golden retriever.
→ A labrador.
→ An indicator of a really bad hangover.

What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
→ A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

What did the blonde say to the physicist?
→ "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

Why are blondes like corn flakes?
→ Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
→ Proof reading.

What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?
→ One's a busy ditch.

What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
→ In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?
→ The supermarket cart has a mind of its own.