Random joke from this category
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
→ 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
→ Three. . . one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
→ Two. . . one to make batter and one to peel the M&Ms.
What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?
→ If you're not in bed by 12, come home.
What's the blonde's cheer?
→ "I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B. L. O. N. . . . ah, oh well. . I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea. . . "
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
→ Change.
Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
→ Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."
What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
→ Divorcee.
What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
→ "Nice tits!"
How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
→ Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
→ Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.
Why do blondes have legs?
→ So they don't get stuck to the ground.
→ To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
→ So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
