Blonde Jokes — worst jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
→ Your job still sucks after 6 months.

What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
→ The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
→ The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
→ The blonde says, "Beige. . . I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

How do you get a blonde to marry you?
→ Tell her she's pregnant.

What will she ask you?
→ "Is it mine?"

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
→ An air bag.

Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
→ Cause she blows the horn!

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
→ It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
→ To turn the blinker off.

What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
→ A blonde going through a flashing red light.

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
→ By the buckle print on her forehead.

What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
→ She can't say "No".