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Puerto Rican Offspring
What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?
→ Retardo.
Blonde Jokes — worst jokes
- All
- Animal Jokes 3869
- April Fools Jokes 10
- At Work 856
- Aviation Jokes 339
- Bar Jokes 445
- Blonde Jokes 1226
- Business Jokes 842
- Camping Jokes 88
- Celebrities 657
- Christmas Jokes 343
- Clean Jokes 1299
- Comedian Jokes 85
- Computer Jokes 800
- Dirty Jokes 3278
- Doctor Jokes 989
- Drunks 538
- Dumb Jokes 1114
- Elderly Jokes 636
- Ethnic 982
- Farming Jokes 327
- Festival Jokes 300
- Food Jokes 1052
- Gender Jokes 298
- Golf Jokes 164
- Instrument Jokes 274
- Irish Jokes 242
- Kids Jokes 2024
- Language Jokes 1361
- Lawyer Jokes 565
- Marriage Jokes 1855
- Medicine 1113
- Men Jokes 959
- Military Jokes 384
- Mom/Dad Jokes 674
- Ouch 850
- Police Jokes 668
- Political Jokes 751
- Practical Jokes 33
- Red Indian Jokes 66
- Redneck Jokes 248
- Relationships 775
- Religion 1283
- School 906
- Science 461
- Sex Jokes 935
- Situations 1812
- Sport Jokes 602
- Stats/Math Jokes 214
- Travel Jokes 715
- War 134
- Women Jokes 1241
- Yo Mama Jokes 333
Random joke from this category
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Blonde in College
What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
→ A visitor.
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Condoms in Ears
Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
→ So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids.
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Typewriter to Doctor
Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
→ She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
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Measuring Intelligence
How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
→ Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
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Driver's License
Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
→ Because she got an F in sex.
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Where the Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
→ It finally dawned on her.
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Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".
By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
Learn to Iron
- Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady.
- Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
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Long and Hard
To a blonde, what is long and hard?
→ Grade 4.