Blonde Jokes — worst jokes

Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?
→ It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was a television.

Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
→ Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
→ Frosted Flakes.

Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
→ So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
→ So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
→ She kept having affairs with men!

Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
→ To cover up the valve stem.

What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
→ Spot.

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
→ A Space Invader.

Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
→ They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
→ Tell them a joke on Friday night!