Blonde Jokes — worst jokes

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
→ Seven...one to mix the batter and six to peel the M&Ms.

How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
→ Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them.

Why does that work?
→ 'Does 3 come before E or between M and W?'

Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
→ The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT

Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
→ That's the proper place to wash vegetables.

Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw a sign that read 'DisneyLand Left.' So they went home.

How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
→ There's white out on the screen and lipstick on the joystick!

What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
→ A wind tunnel.

One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde asked the clerk what it was. The Clerk said it was a thermous.

- What does the thermous do?

- It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

So she bought one. The blonde brought it to work one day and the blondes boss who also is a blonde said what is that thing? It is a thermous the first blonde said. What does it do? Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. What do you have in it? I have coffee and a popcycle in it.

Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???
→ Cause blonde boys aren't that smart either.

How do you drownd a blonde???
→ You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.