Blonde Jokes — worst jokes

Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
→ So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
→ Finger on chin I don't know. Hits forehead Oh I get it!

Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month?
→ Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."

How do you confuse a blonde?
→ Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.

How do you confuse her even more?
→ Ask her where she went.

How do you change a blonde's mind?
→ Buy her another beer.

How do you change a blonde's mind?
→ Blow in her ear.

How are a blonde's legs like cheese wiz?
→ They're both useless unless they're spread!

What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
→ They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

Why did the blonde fail her driver's license exam?
→ She wasn't used to the front seat!

Why did she finally pass her test?
→ She took the examiner with her.

What do you call a blonde lesbian?
→ A waste.