Blonde Jokes — worst jokes

What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
→ Hump me dump me

What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
→ Pull the pin and throw it back.

A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into the coke machine at a large Vegas casino. She kept punching the buttons only to have happen what you'd expect. Cans of soda popped out, one after the other, and change too!

After a while, she ran out of dollar bills so went and got more. Back at it she went, blocking the way to the other vending machines with the mounting pile of soda. All kinds. It didn't seem to matter to the young lady. People were starting to gather, seeing this beautiful woman enthusiastically plugging money in like it was fun. The people were gathering more though waiting their turn at the machines.

After watching a while, someone asked from the rear of the group, 'Hey, how much soda does one blonde need?'

'Hey back off, buddy,' she retorts, 'can't you see I'm winning here?'

What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
→ Dual air bags!

Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
→ Because The organe Juice said concentrate

How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
→ When you look in the refridgorator and there's lipstick all over the pickles.

What's a blonde's mating call?
→ I think I'm drunk.

Why are blonde jokes so short?
→ So men can remember them!

Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?
→ Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.

The interviewer decides to start with the basics.

'So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?' The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying, 'Ehhhh .. 22!'

The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. 'And can you tell us your height, please?' The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, 'Five foot two!'

This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. 'And uhh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?' The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying, 'Mandy!'

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, 'Just out of curiosity, Miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?'

'Ohh that!', replies the blonde, 'That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you....''