Worst jokes

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?
→ Thanks, I needed that.

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?
→ Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

What do you do with a green monster?
→ Put it in the sun until it ripens!

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?
→ Take his spade away.

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?
→ Run through the back door.

What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels?
→ A monster on roller-skates.

- Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper.

- Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet I've only got three pairs of hands.

On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says:

- I hope this spaceship doesn't travel faster than sound.

- Why? - replies the cabin steward.

- Because my friend and I want to talk, that's why.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?
→ He was convicted of fragrancy.

Why did the monster take his nose apart?
→ To see what made it run.