Worst jokes

Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?
→ The Ink-credible Hulk.

Why was the monster standing on his head?
→ He was turning things over in his mind.

Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them?
→ In a handbag.

What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand?
→ He went to the second-hand shop.

Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war?
→ He lost it in a hair raid.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?
→ Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye?
→ Because it comes out in conversation

- Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster?

- Girl: Really? What kind of fur?

- Boy: As fur away as possible!

What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster?
→ A failure.