Worst jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?
→ A bigger target.

What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey?
→ "Pleased to eat you!"

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?
→ He was exceeding the feed limit!

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?
→ Bumpkin pie!

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?
→ Prankenstein!

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?
→ "Once upon a slime . . ."

- Girl Monster 1: I hear you've met the perfect guy.

- Girl Monster 2: Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?
→ They both have empty heads.

What do young female monsters do at parties?
→ They go around looking for edible bachelors!

- First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me.

- Second monster: Well you'd better roll them back to her, she might need them.